Friday, May 20, 2005
A.D.D.
So, it's not completely an ADD thing, but my phone conversation with DirecTV just went something like this:
Me: "Hi, I've moved but I can't transfer service yet because the HOA is replacing the gable where the dish will go."
DirecTV: "O.K. I can suspend your service. Do you know your account number?"
Me: "Um, no. Sorry."
DirecTV: "That's alright. What's your phone number?"
Me: "Um. I don't know that either."
DirecTV: "Um, o.k.. Um, do you know your address?"
Me: "Ah, Yes! It's printed on the house."
Me: "Hi, I've moved but I can't transfer service yet because the HOA is replacing the gable where the dish will go."
DirecTV: "O.K. I can suspend your service. Do you know your account number?"
Me: "Um, no. Sorry."
DirecTV: "That's alright. What's your phone number?"
Me: "Um. I don't know that either."
DirecTV: "Um, o.k.. Um, do you know your address?"
Me: "Ah, Yes! It's printed on the house."
