Friday, August 05, 2005

 

SWM 38 seeks SWF 30-38 4 LTR (Must Love Dogs)

So, I'm starting to decide that 2006 will be my year for meeting new people. Why not 2005? Simple, too dang busy. (see: busier than a one-legged man in a butt kicking contest) Speaking of busy, this is where you come in. I'm asking everyone who reads this (and knows me) to write my personals ad. I may or may not do this, so I may or may not use your ad. I also may or may not takes bits and pieces from several ads and glue them together.

I started writing my own, but quickly over analyzed the whole darn thing. If I say I'm neat, will they think I'm a neat-freak? If I say I'm not a neat-freak, will I meet slobs? Basically, writer's block.

Anywho, if you decide to write one, you aren't responsible for writing the whole thing. Just let me know what I should include - and how to word it. My normal inclination is just a bulleted list of features, like I'm giving a PowerPoint presentation. I don't think that'll fly with personals.

Anywho, also let me know if this is totally whacked and stupid. ;-)

Post your comments now:

Comments:
"I am a funny, inteligent, playful superhero type-- yet a down-to-earth, genuine all-around nice guy in my late thirties looking for a friendship and possible (long term?) relationship with an honest, sincere christian woman of good moral character (preferably in her thirties) who loves to laugh and doesn't mind if I'm slightly handsome. Must enjoy fun witty conversation and going to Disneyland. And using lines from movies in everyday conversations is always a plus. Sense of humor is a necessity! So if this describes you, get on your computer and send me an instant message because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it- people like me!"
 
I like what Josh wrote ... but I think you should add the following:
Must understand the meaning behind the red swingline stapler.
 
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