Plan "B"

So, I decided to go swimming again last night since our regular Wednesday night Bible study is temporarily moved to Thursdays. I showed up at the gym pretty late - almost 9 o'clock. But the pool was packed again. Filled to overflowing with Asian women all doing their graceful laps. With determination and endurance, they did lap after lap before I could even get into the water. It's as if they all know something about global climate change that we all should.

But again, swimming kicked my bottom. 15 minutes: 5 full laps. Sigh, I had hoped for much more, but I just can't catch my breath. I'll see if I can find more information online about how to swim.

Anywho, I got into work the next day (today) and started filing through my spam - err, email. Here's the reason why I cancelled my personals account...

Hello!!! My name Elena. I just to see your picture on a site of acquaintance Yahoo and I want to have with you acquaintance. I hope, that you to not have that against and will write on my address of e-mail imcharminggirl@***.ru
My address of e-mail bears in itself the truth and I really to be charming. I know, that you would like to see my picture and I shall send you it at once as soon as I shall receive from you your letter on imcharminggirl@***.ru
I shall wait very much and I think, that we can have good acquaintance
Elena.

Yeah, she's a local girl for sure. Especially with an .ru domain. This one was pretty tame. I've gotten emails from my personals ad like "Hi, I'm a hot, lusty....just waiting for you." You get my drift.

No, I'm not going to find what I'm looking for there.