Friday, November 03, 2006
Open letter to Kim (about the washer)
Hi Kim,
I hope you enjoyed your trip to the biggest home owner association in the world. :-0 Anywho, as you can probably tell, the maid was here and the place is looking pretty good. Well, average anyway.
So, since we're not going to see each other as we pass through different airports, here are some brief instructions about the new washer/dryer.
1. Use only HE detergent (or use very little of your regular detergent unless you want a Brady Bunch episode in the hallway).
2. The electrician hasn't shown up yet to wire the washer, so I usually connect it to the switched outlet in the living room (make sure the switch is turned on or you'll be spending hours trying to figure out why it's not working).
3. The washer doesn't start right away because... well, you know what? I think it would be better if I could just show you....
4. Click here for the 7 Meg video or here for the 13 Meg video
I hope you enjoyed your trip to the biggest home owner association in the world. :-0 Anywho, as you can probably tell, the maid was here and the place is looking pretty good. Well, average anyway.
So, since we're not going to see each other as we pass through different airports, here are some brief instructions about the new washer/dryer.
1. Use only HE detergent (or use very little of your regular detergent unless you want a Brady Bunch episode in the hallway).
2. The electrician hasn't shown up yet to wire the washer, so I usually connect it to the switched outlet in the living room (make sure the switch is turned on or you'll be spending hours trying to figure out why it's not working).
3. The washer doesn't start right away because... well, you know what? I think it would be better if I could just show you....
4. Click here for the 7 Meg video or here for the 13 Meg video
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#5. Please do NOT stuff any midgets into the washer.
#6. If I have left any dirty underwear near the washer, please do NOT wear it on your head.
#7. If you happen to find any clean underwear in the dryer, please DO feel free to wear those on your head or anywhere else you see fit.
#8. Incidentally, out of all fairness, if I happen to find any of your underwear, I'll assume it's ok to wear it on my head also.
#6. If I have left any dirty underwear near the washer, please do NOT wear it on your head.
#7. If you happen to find any clean underwear in the dryer, please DO feel free to wear those on your head or anywhere else you see fit.
#8. Incidentally, out of all fairness, if I happen to find any of your underwear, I'll assume it's ok to wear it on my head also.
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: 11/04/2006 8:09 PM
: 11/04/2006 8:09 PM
Rocco, you're a very strange person. Oh, incidentally, you're not going to find what you're looking for in my dryer.
#1. What makes you think it was me? I'm sure there are plenty of Fake Johnny!s. It's the internet. There's a whole lot of people out there much stranger than me!
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