Plan "B"

O.K. I think I came up with a pretty good plot twist. George has told people in the past that his jobs included: architect and marine biologist, so I thought it would be a good idea for him to finally sell some of his architecture books at the sidewalk sale. An semi-attractive woman walks up and is admiring the books. George asks if she's interested in architecture. "As a matter of fact, I am an architect. Well, just as a hobby now though. I've gone back to my first love - marine biology." George can't believe his ears. He's mezmorized by her. It helps that she isn't very attractive - it means he might have a shot. The have a few dates and then it turns out that she's unemployeed and living with her parents. George is shocked that she would tell such lies.

Well, whatdaya think? You might have to be familiar with the Seinfeld series to understand that though. But I think it's workable.